High there...

Hi my name is woody and this is my life story

I was born in Uganda and I had the best parents anybody could ever have.


When I was 4 my parents decided they didnt want me anymore and abandoned me :'(


After my aunty found me 6 months later she shipped me off to germany to be with my uncle who I was told in germany was a very liked man.


Unfortunatly my uncle commited suicide shortly after and in fear for my safty his friends sent me to Africa where I would be safe.


When I got there I was taken in by a local tribe familey and raised by kawarla bears.


By the time I was 15 I was a master on eating cocain and sleeping all day and it was segested I move to england as I would fit right in, so I saved my leafs and bamboo sticks and got myself a boat to england.


When I got to england I met up with a very nice yorkshireman called Jack who helped me out and on my way in the world, he even got me my pc


And now im sitting here 2 years later telling you all this for no apparent reason other than im so bored and have no life that I acctualy spent time doing this, GOD! I love being me... wouldnt you?

Haha nice story bro x)